Thursday, March 29, 2007

Recycling Rubbish

I know the green spaces are vanishing in Troon and the Troon Times gets as hot under the collar as the Troon Times can get about it, but when they took the new patch for the recycling centre I didn't mind. When the Arctic ice melts Troon will be under the water first. But my advice to recyclers is to wear body armour when recycling - the place is hostile. Wanted to recycle cardboard.

- "Does it go in with paper?"
- "NAAAAWWW!!!"
- "So where should I put it?"
- "GENERAL WASTE!!!"
- "Where's that?"

A hand waves somewhere towards the direction of the harbour and the owner of the hand wanders off.

I should say something about council taxpayers paying the wages of council workers. Can we sack them too?