This is My Troon

And another thing. The Troon Business Association. Lovely. No idea what they're at. I gave up on Troon businesses. Went to the greengrocers on Portland Street. Over-priced minimalist choice. Fair enough for a small shop. But the service was off-hand and snooty. Never went back. And the shoe repair shop. I unwisely asked if they could repair my briefcase. The short version of what he said was "No". The long version was "No, I can't". And the printers? Oh yes. I wanted business cards, complements slips, headed notepaper. They take my name, take my details, say they'll get back to me with a quote. And nobody ever does. And that was two different, unconnected printers in Troon. So I spend my money elsewhere.

Bloody communists.